November 19, 2009

SLOW DAY IN TEXAS



It's a slow day in a  little East Texas town.
The sun is beating down, and the  streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.....

On this particular day a rich  tourist from back east is driving through town. He stops at the  motel and lays a $100 bill on the desk saying he wants to inspect  the rooms upstairs in order to pick one to spend the night.

As  soon as the man walks upstairs, the owner grabs the bill and runs next  door to pay his debt to the butcher.

The butcher takes the  $100 and runs down the street to retire his debt to the pig  farmer.

The pig farmer takes the $100 and heads off to pay his  bill at the supplier of feed and fuel.

The guy at the  Farmer's Co-op takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt to the  local prostitute, who has also been facing hard times and has had  to offer her "services" on credit.

The hooker rushes to the  hotel and pays off her room bill with the hotel owner.

The  hotel proprietor then places the $100 back on the counter so the rich Traveler will not suspect anything.

At that moment the  traveler comes down the stairs, picks up the $100 bill, states  that the rooms are not satisfactory, pockets the money, and leaves town.

No one produced anything. No one earned  anything.

However, the whole town is now out of debt and now  looks to the future with a lot more optimism.

And that,  ladies and gentlemen, is how the United States Government is conducting business  today.

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