Quite possibly the worst female tattoos ever!

That's one limber unicorn. Must be Pokey's kid.


I miss my old dead iPod, too, but I doubt it's in heaven.


Some are "Stop," some are "Two-Way Traffic"


That tat was only 3" tall before she got knocked up.


Is that three cars or one car stretched across three fat rolls?


Q: How do you know when you're too old for My Little Pony?
A: You have to cover your breast to show the tattoo.


Kansas basketball. She couldn't just buy a t-shirt?


When you're done, please kill the entire cast of "Two And A Half Men"


In my dreams there are no panties.


I never could win at Life, either. But I got over it.


She asked for Dragon Ball. She got dragon balls. Big ones.


That makes sense


The ever-popular "Elf and Naked Woman Collect Leaves Under A Cat Sun" tattoo.


I've heard of guys naming their hands, but never women.


Something for guys to read while they're doggin' her


I "beleive" you should ask for a refund.


I guess she expects to be pregnant a lot in the coming years


Funny, my power-up button is somewhere else.


I believe you.